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Name: j.Boo
Location: Los Angeles
Birthday: 12/24/1982


Interests: food. lying down. bad television. causing a ruckus. naps. me.
Expertise: partime superhero. *fLEx* professional bully. being fun.


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Sunday, May 27, 2007

FUN TIPS for:

Reheat Pizza

Heat up leftover pizza in a nonstick skillet on top of the stove.  Set

heat to med-low and heat till warm. This keeps the crust crispy.  No soggy

microwave pizza. 

 

Easy Deviled Eggs

Put cooked egg yolks in a zip lock bag.  Seal, mash till they are all

broken up.  Add remainder of ingredients, reseal, keep mashing it up mixing

thoroughly.  Cut the tip of the baggy, squeeze mixture into egg.  Just

throw bag away when done easy clean up.

 

Expanding Frosting

When you buy a container of cake frosting from the store, whip it with

your mixer for a few minutes.  You can double it in size.  You get to frost

more cakes & cupcakes with the same amount.  You also eat less

sugar/calories per serving.

 

Reheating refrigerated bread

To warm biscuits, pancakes, or muffins that were refrigerated, place

them in a microwave with a cup of water.  The increased moisture will keep the

food moist and help it reheat faster.

 

Newspaper weeds away

Start putting in your plants; work the nutrients in your soil.  Wet

newspapers & put layers around the plants overlapping as you go cover

with mulch and forget about weeds.  Weeds will get through some gardening

plastic they will not get through wet newspapers.

 

Broken Glass

Use a dry cotton ball to pick up little broken glass pieces of glass-

The fibers catch ones you can't see!

 

No More Mosquitoes

Place a dryer sheet in your pocket.  It will keep the mosquitoes away.

Squirrel Away!

To keep squirrels from eating your plants sprinkle your plants with

cayenne pepper.  The cayenne pepper doesn't hurt the plant and the squirrels

won't come near it.

 

Flexible vacuum

To get something out of a heat register or under the fridge add an

empty paper towel roll or empty gift wrap roll to your vacuum.  It can be

bent or flattened to get in narrow openings.

 

Reducing Static Cling

Pin a small safety pin to the seam of your slip and you will not have

a clingy skirt or dress.  Same thing works with slacks that cling when

wearing panty hose. Place pin in seam of slacks and - voila - static is gone.

 

Measuring Cups

Before you pour sticky substances into a measuring cup, fill it with

hot water.  Dump out the hot water, but don't dry the cup.  Next, add your

ingredient, such as peanut butter, and watch how easily it comes right

out.

 

Foggy Windshield?

Hate foggy windshields?  Buy a chalkboard eraser and keep it in the

glove box of your car.  When the windows fog, rub with the eraser!  Works

better than a cloth!

 

Reopening envelope

If you seal an envelope and then realize you forgot to include

something inside, just place your sealed envelope in the freezer for an hour or

two.  Voila!  It unseals easily.

 

Conditioner

Use your hair conditioner to shave your legs.  It's a lot cheaper than

shaving cream and leaves your legs really smooth.  It's also a great

way to use up the conditioner you bought but didn't like when you tried it in

your hair.

 

Goodbye Fruit Flies

To get rid of pesky fruit flies, take a small glass fill it 1/2" with

apple cider vinegar and 2 drops of dishwashing liquid, mix well.  You will

find those flies drawn to the cup and gone forever!

 

Get Rid of Ants

Put small piles of cornmeal where you see ants.  They eat it, take it

"home," & can't digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so,

especially if it rains, but it works & you don't have the worry about

pets or small children being harmed!

 

Take baby powder to the beach

Keep a small bottle of baby powder in your beach bag. When you're

ready to leave the beach sprinkle yourself and kids with the powder and the

sand will slide right off your skin.

 


Saturday, April 21, 2007

my dad's prada shirt

appas prada shirt

"THE SPEOIAL EXPERIENGE"


Sunday, February 25, 2007

Today me, Gina, and Curt went to this weird museum on.. Sunset? called Psychiatry: An Industry of Death Museum. Basically its like a scientology museum sort of since they're really against psychiatry and don't believe in mental illness and apparently believe that you can cure everything with vitamins. They're so weird. Anyways, the museum was more like some haunted torture champer looking thing that you walk through while they tell you how basically psychiatry invented racism and Nazis and brain damage. It was pretty extreme. We all left and were desperate to find a puppy or something cheerful. I mean LOOK at this place:

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We arrived in such high spirits, expecting to poke fun at the scientologists, thinking pretty much it'd be just like they describe in Southpark.

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But quickly things took a turn for the frightening. They made us enter these doors:

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Go into a padded room:

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and made us watch like propaganda against psychiatry. Then we had to walk thru this like maze kind of thing with all these like basically medieval machines that they used to use when psychiatry was first coming about. I mean seriously, you know how barbaric like... surgery and stuff was when they first developed it? Brutal! But it's not like they don't do surgery anymore because it's beginnings were yucky. I mean, I do think that sometimes it's a bit hoaky and yes, we are and overly medicated society blablabla but those scientology people are CRRRRRRRRAZY. I mean how can you look around and say that there is no such thing as mental illness. I mean SERIOUSLY? It was ridiculous in there. I don't recommend it, unless you like gruesome stuff. OH! And then, when you leave the scary maze, it opens into this well lit, glowing white room where there's a sign that says like "As long as we're here, you're safe" or some ass crap like that. It took a couple hours of laying out in the park, watching puppies and babies play, in order to return to normalcy.

In other news, waking up at 4.30AM isn't so bad. Most days, I'm done by 11Am and have the rest of my day to whatever. My chef has an Australian accent that comes and goes, which is cool. I'm totally like those American girls in Love, Actually that are all like "How do you say 'bottle'?" and get all excited about it. Lame? Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe go fuck yourself. Hahaha.

 

Conc's: Scientologist are weird, just so you know, in case you haven't seen that episode of Southpark.

 


Sunday, February 04, 2007

my ipod randomnly played Cater2U by destiny's child yesterday while i was driving. can i just say that it's the most ridiculous song ever? i mean really? are these the same girls that did independent women? then again, they did bills, bills, bills. awfullest verse?
I Promise You (Promise You)
I'll Keep Myself Up (Oh)
Remain The Same Chick (Yeah)
You Fell In Love With (Yeah)
I'll Keep It Tight, I'll Keep My Figure Right
I'll Keep My Hair Fixed, Keep Rocking The Hottest Outfits
When You Come Home Late Tap Me On My Shoulder, I'll Roll Over
Baby I Heard You, I'm Here To Serve You (I'm Lovin It, I'm Lovin It)
If It's Love You Need, To Give It Is My Joy
All I Want To Do, Is Cater To You Boy

SERIOUSLY???

speaking of destiny's child, the other day while i was doing cardio at the gym, beyonce's video "listen" came out and i was so hormonal/emotional that i started tearing up. at the gym. on the elliptical machine. I"M SO EMBARASSING. i hate pms. 

so i went to school for a little introductory, meet your classmates type of thing. i'm excited for school to start and all but at the same time, i'm kind of -_- because a lot of kids are straight out of highschool and don't know the difference between a chef's knife and a steak knife. but i think this little mexican boy likes me. he did my dishes for me. HAHAHA. he must be all of like. 17. it was a cute of him tho, so shamelessly hitting on me.

i want an oreo milkshake like whoa.


Tuesday, January 02, 2007

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h a p p y   h o l i d a y s
from our fam to yours

I'M RICH, BITCH!
thank god for sehbeh. i was broke like a joke from holiday partying.



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